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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Love Soaring Duck

My favorite animal to stuff is a duck, because you can do so much with the wings, position them so it seems as if the duck has just taken off, or as if it is preparing to land, or perhaps just soaring -- the best is when you can simulate soaring, because ducks don't move when they are soaring, so it looks the most real, and it's nice to see a duck, soaring constantly forever.

You can mold a duck the way you can't mold land-roaming mammals.

What are other people's favorite animals to stuff? Leave answers in the comments...

7 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an easy one: obviously it's the Northern Hairy-Nosed Wombat - a.k.a. the largest herbivorous burrowing mammal in the world. Their heavy build makes them great for stuffing with little risk of bone breakage. I'm also partial to their strong claws, as I can suspend them from their claws by digging them into the fake trees I have scattered around my home.

Unfortunately, the N.H.N.W. is endangered, so that puts the stuffing opps to a minimum.

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know what you mean about ducks. It is amazing the various positions, atmospheres and moods you can create. I've done the majority of my work on the southern rim of the golden bowl region in africa. A bunch of years ago, I was working for a crazy lunatic warlord type character who wanted to create a natural jungle habitat in a room in his castle (yes, a real castle). They had enormous celebrations there and each of the many rooms was decorated with a theme. Needless to say, I was working with some truly incredible specimens. I still remember the snout nosed libertinian the I had to use superglue and periodoxidious malaxiode on in order to keep them in a raised position, fangs bared with the upper cantibual lobe of the roxymalycn coded with a flowered grease in order to maintain deloquicianian trubeable. Amazing!

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At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Lamar, you bring nothing to the conversation. Take it from me. I would like nothing more than to come to this book marked site and find an informative post signed Lamar Gilroy. Honestly. But your crude remarks, senseless stories, and perpetualy worsening grammar makes me want to scream.

Do all of us real "taxidermists" a favor and go visit another board on "blogofere". It's blogosphere by the way, nimrod.

 
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