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Friday, November 10, 2006

Rogue Taxidermy

Check out this writeup of the recent Taxidermy Get-together in Brooklyn, where all great taxidermists go to stuff.

My ultimate taxidermy fantasy involves rogue taxidermist Scott Bibus. A rogue AND a taxidermist? SO hot. And also, how classy is it to use the term "vent" instead of the word "anus." If only all men possessed such charm.

14 Comments:

At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

S. Bibus here. I thank you for the nice complements and appreciate the link. Your website rocks! Just so happens that I recently broke up with my female lady friend and am always looking to get to know fellow taxidermists and are girls. So if you really do like rogues and taxidermists, let's get together for some tea or something sometime.

Take care,

SB

 
At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TAKE A WALK OFF A SHORT ROAD, JERKO! I WILL YOU SHOW A VENT! ME KNOW THE HOT STUFF IN THE BLOGOFERE AND HIS NAME IS

LAMAR GILROY

FEEL THE FIRE OF MY LOVE

NO BODY WANTS YOU HERE, TRUST ME, BIBUS!!!!!!

 
At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello there, Mr. Gilroy,

I have read though the various comments on this board and have found that you must have a lot to say. Some of it makes me laugh really hard but I don't think that's what you want me to do. Like, it's not funny, it's like crazy. The word "vent" is a widely acceptable term and shows once and for all how little you seem to know about real taxidermy. What happened to you, Mr. Gilroy? Were you like dropped on your head at birth or something like that? I'm not trying to be mean. Just seems like you're crying out for help. No worries. Just trying to have some fun and good conversation.

That's what we're here for, right, Lamar?

Bibus

 
At 8:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LISTEN TO ME BIBUS!

I do not k,now exactly where it be you think you come from but I TELL YOU NOW! I am much smarter than most people give me credit four and I do have power to see threw the things in front of me and look deep into things and see what YOU ARE REALLY AFTER, BIBUS! IN THE WORLD there will be many people that are heros in disguise of being heros like the show on the TV CALLED HEROES!!!!! You be must good bad WITH SUPER POWERS BIBUS that make you do things THAT I CAN DO!

LET ME BE CLEAR, BIBUS!

I make challenge here that we get anmals and big grandpa ben clock and tools and me win on bird or weasle or badger or squirell. I TELL LESLIE LIMPERWILL ABOUT YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAYS, AHHAHAHAHAHAH, LAMAR GILROY TO REMAIN CHAMPION!!!! SEE NOW BIBUS YOU ARE NOT SO SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE AND ME SMART THINK I AM, RIGHT????

IF YOU MUST NOW COME TO PLEASANT BAY AND MEAT MY CHALLENGER, OKAY??? IF YOU NO COME, YOU MUST NOW LEAVE THE BLOGOFERE FOREVER. OKAY BIBUS!!!!!

RIPPIN' SNIPPIN' MR. PIPPIN!

LG

 
At 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT IS MY HONOR, IT IS MY BOND!

LG

 
At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BIBUS YOU CHICKEN, WHY YOU RUN NOW?

Guess you under stand that you have met your match here. It is a strong strong male man that nos the times to run away.

BALK, BALK, BALK!

Now I return to the posting subject on dermigirl's blogofeer. The time be write for girl humang bings to make nice nice happy feelings cause they no more than dinginling door knobs like BIBUS and OTHER ASSHOLES ON HERE! Me know good girl taxidermists be good for me and the world to! I LOVE YOU AMY AND DERMIGIRL AND ALL YOU MORE HOT BINGS! You must feel good to right me @ LamarGilroy@hotmail.com.

Me anamals ask me if me think my PASSION and FIRE makes other bings leave me so quiet and scary sad bad songs. Me think through, if they do not see that me FIRE and PASSION comes from high up in the sky and poweful heroes superman jump I know not. GIMME GIMME, TIME TO SKIMMY!

I be sorry you not take me challenge, BIBUS! But you smart to be scared and make the poo from the vent in fear from me skillz, BOY BIBUS!

I need no fight with you, the blog of ere is big for you two. BUT DO NOT GET ON MY TOES CAUSE I BE THE BEST CHAMPION HEROES HERE!

Forever and ever.

LAMAR GILROY

AMeRICUN, TRIDE AND TRUE!

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RUN, BIBUS, RUN!

LAMAR GILROY

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

b..b...but I thought I was the real Scott Bibus?

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i assure you that this is not me playing an elaborate joke on you, scoot boobis

 
At 9:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. Me almost forgetted!

Drew! If you got more news on Scott Bibus or Scoot Boobis please tell it to me at LamarGilroy@hotmail.com. If you knew his REAL NAME, what else do you no? It be importnat to have news on bings if you want them to do what you want them to do. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DREW?????? Gimme Gimme.

KNOW YOUR FRIEND AND ENEMIE!

Sitting on my jungle thrown with all the precious anmales on me body, I am-

Lamar Gilroy

Feel the Fire of My QUESTIONs!

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger Micilin said...

will the real scott bibus please stand up, please stand up!

TEA?! am i supposed to believe that tea is the drink of choice of a rouge taxidermist??

WILD TURKEY BABY!

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU NO THE SCOORE?

EXTREMLEY IMPORTENT NEWS!!!!

Me FORGOT my email PASSWORD and NOW ME CAN'T GET IN!!!!! I am SUPER BOY BAD TIME DRAGON MAD!!!!!!!! RIPPIN PIPIN SKIPPIG LIPPIN!

For ALL ME FRIENDS that likey to right me on the email good time ship LISTEN CLOSELY NOW@!!!

My new AdDRESS is:

feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com


DONT WORRIE!!!!!

This time I made a new pass word that make me impossible to forget again. NOW IT'S TIME TO WATCH 1 VRS. 100. YESS!!!!! I make new friend now HAPPY SQUIRELL. FAVORITE SHOW TIME. POPCORN AND CANDY AND NUTTY NUT NUTS!

LAMAR GILROY

FEEL THE FIRE OF ME NEW ADDRESS!

feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com

 
At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scoot BOOBIS, THIS IS YOU?????? AND WHO IN THE WORLD IS PERSIAN PRINCESS??????!!!!!!

I try to learn more informashun about you BOOBIS and so far me HAVE LEARNED one thing!!!!

YOU ARE VERY COMPLECATED!!!!!

SUMDAY YOU WIL RETURN AND ANSWER THEES QUESTCHUN!!!!

1) Is your real name be Scott Bibus or Scoot Boobus????? This be a very important question becuz I cannot find mnore information if me not no your real name. Person ly I like the name SCOOT and me like the name BIBUS. ME THINK YOUR TRUE NAME IS SCOOT BIBUS?????!!!!!

2) Is you and yur friend true friends are are you the same BING!!!! That be write Scott Bibus or Scoot Boobus or (HOPE FULLY) SCOOT BIBUS!!!! Me be calling this bluff!!!! If you want me you tussle come at me STRATE! ME HAVE NO TIME TO FUCK AROUND, GET ME??? Not only is Grandma Gilroy sic, I HAVE WORK TO DO TO!!!!

3) WHAT'S YOUR FAVRIT ANMAL?????? Me no it be hard to pick favorits but I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN JUDGE YOUR ANSWER AND TELL ME ANMAL FRIENDS AND SEE WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY!!!!!!!

4) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO RIVERSWITCH NEAR PLEASANT BAY???? THIS BE MY NECKS OF THE WOODS AND WHERE ME REST ME HEAD. HOT BING GET DOWN!!!!! PLEASE LADEES, DO NOT COME KNOCKING NOW!!!! GRANDMA GILROY IS WATCHING ROSE ANN!@!!!

5) What is your best memory???!!!

O k, that be enough to get you started me and getting to know what you be and who you're after. BELIEVE ME Bibus or Boobis, I WILL NOT GO TO THE BAD PLACE ANYMORE. DO NOT PUSH AND I WILL NOT GO. RIPPIN FLIPPLIN MR. PIPPIN.

6) are yOU COME TO BLOGO FEER TO SEND ME TO THE BAD PLAFE????????

tHANK YOU MR. BIBUS BOOBIS FOR LISTNEING TO ME. NOW CRACK KNUX AND TYPE ME BACK!

lamar gilroy
feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com

SHOOT YOUR HOLE! I RUN MY FEEER!

 
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