Female Taxi Power!
There's a provocative debate heating up about whether or not female taxidermists can compete with their male counterparts:
"Some of the best taxidermists I know are women. They are usually more artistically motivated than most men, who become taxidermists because they like to hunt & fish. Gender has absolutely nothing to do with producing quality work. The type of guys who would gripe because of a female taxidermists would be undesirable for clients anyway. Rednecks are always slow to pay. lol"Let us know what you think about a woman's right to stuff...
p.s. Our favorite dermigirl, Amy (see below), is deservingly lauded in the above link - way to go, Amy!
14 Comments:
I've never seen a man stuff a duck the way I can stuff a duck.
HOT BING GET DOWN!
Hello Amy Smiles Face. Me name be Lamar and I am very much known around this sight! GIMME GIMME MR. WOOD CHUCK, YOU KNOW????!!! Me stuff anmals of all kinds relly nice and there is much to know about me!
I see the picture on the blogofere and I think woman do good job with stuffing the pretty anmals and loving them close to body and watching over the house and hearth of the silly silly good time wagon ship. RIPPIN' SNIPPIN' MR. PIPPIN! Do have you more pixxxtures of you body in skirts????? WITH GUNS?????!!!!
Me understand you make the anmal you hold baddy bad bye bye cuz you want to make it live forever, RIGHT??? I think animals are good when they no no bite me. Me just want to hold them close and watch movies and sing songs. Last night Mr. Squirell and me watch Pretty in Pink. I foundy good times. Mr. Squirells says SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!! I laught sto the self. That Mr. Squirel is funny fun good time wagon! RIPPIN'!
AMY, YOU MUST KNOW!!!!! Me and Dermigirl spended time in love BUT THAT SHIT IS OVER NOW!!!! I right her sweet bird love song on blogofere and she tells me i be super but now she no more talk talk to me. SO THAT SHIT IS OVER! She do not no the FIRE and PASSION that BURNS in ME!!!!!!! ONLY YOU DO!!!!
AMY!!!! Must you come over and see my anmials. THEY LOVE GUESTS LIKE TO SHOW SHOW GOOD TIMES!!!! Grandma Gilroy feel much good now and she let me have yhou to be loved with me. See what I mean????
WRITE ME NOW, HOT BING!!!!
LamarGilroy@hotmail.com
LAMAR GILROY
LG
FEEL THE FIRE OF MY LOVE
Is that a beaver in your pocket or...
It seems to me the ideal taxidermist would be an effeminate hetereosexual male. Someone with the right mix of testosterone and estrogen. The estrogen needed for the artistic design of the beast. And enough of the male hormone to deal with the whole dead animal, blood and guts aspect of the thing. For dogs and cats, I'd choose a woman, because woman are suckers for such types of animals. Human taxidermy, on the other hand, might be too rough on the girls. Not sure.
I RIGHT THIS EVERYWHERE CAUSE I DO NOT NO WHOSE GOT WHAT INTRESTS!
EXTREMLEY IMPORTENT NEWS!!!!
Me FORGOT my email PASSWORD and NOW ME CAN'T GET IN!!!!! I am SUPER BOY BAD TIME DRAGON MAD!!!!!!!! RIPPIN PIPIN SKIPPIG LIPPIN!
For ALL ME FRIENDS that likey to right me on the email good time ship LISTEN CLOSELY NOW@!!!
My new AdDRESS is:
feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com
DONT WORRIE!!!!!
This time I made a new pass word that make me impossible to forget again. NOW IT'S TIME TO WATCH 1 VRS. 100. YESS!!!!! I make new friend now HAPPY SQUIRELL. FAVORITE SHOW TIME. POPCORN AND CANDY AND NUTTY NUT NUTS!
LAMAR GILROY
FEEL THE FIRE OF ME NEW ADDRESS!
feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com
LamaRRRRrrrghhh!
I am HHhot fo yo fire! I burneen up fo you babeee. show me yo willy silly, take me to yo wagon ship. Amy don got what it takes to satisfy hot bing like yoself. ONLY I DO!!
Are you READY Lamar? are you ready to feel the FIRE of
LamaRRRRrrrghhh!
I am HHhot fo yo fire! I burneen up fo you babeee. show me yo willy silly, take me to yo wagon ship. Amy don got what it takes to satisfy hot bing like yoself. ONLY I DO!!
Are you READY Lamar? are you ready to feel the FIRE of Linda LOVElace?
Hello Miss Lovelace (if that be your REEL NAME???!!!)
FIRST THINGS FIRST...IF YOU RILLY DO WANT TO GET FEEL MY FIRE THERE ARE A SERIES OF TESTS YOU MUST NOW PURSUE IN ORDER TO COME OUT VICTORIOUS WIHT ME AND ME ANMAL KINGODM GOOD TIME SONG FRIENDS!!!!!
BUT HERE ME NOW MISS LOVELACE!!!!
If you are mess in with me I WILL SUMMON THE DOGS OF HELL TO DO MY BIDDING!!!!! It is not that me no that I am very sexie. If you read me biograpfie you can see that I am a sharp dressar. But sometimes, IF I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I AM LIKE A DETICTIVE HARRY DRUTHERS ON THE SHOW JOHNNY B COOLE! I SEE ALL THE DIFFERENT WAYS OF THINKING THINGS AND I KNOW THE THAT I WILL WIN!!!! RIPPIN' FLIPPIN' MISS VAN SNIPPIn"!
Please no MISS LOVELACE, that i like to dance and have good time happy face music all around me and that I love anmals more than bings xcept for HOT BINGS and they should GIT DOWN! GIMME GIMME!
If you want, you can email me at my HOME WEBPAGE SIGHT ON THE WORLD WIDE WEBS. I ALWAYS REMEMBER ME PASSWORD NOW SO NOW WORRIES ABOUT NOT BEING ME OR ME NO GETTING IT CAUSE I NO WHAT IT IS AND ALWAYS WILL!!!!!!
ARE YOU THE PERSIAN PRINCESS, LOVELACE. OR MAY BE EVEN IN SOME SICK TWISTED SCOTT BIBIS OR SCOOT BOOBIS or (HOPEFULLY) SCOOT BIBIS???? TELL ME MORE AND I WILL BURN LIKE THE SON IN HAVEN IN YOUR FACE!!!!!! SEXIE ME?????
BOOM SHALACKALACKALACKA BOOM
LAMAR GILROY HAS BEEN HERE!
LG
FEEL THE FIRE OF MY LOVE
Oh hot sexey love bing! Don’t play games with me. Jes, show me yo woodchuck, wouldya? Gimme happy happy good time woodchuck. I’m real good with them… lamar! You can aks Scoot Beebus! he came over to my quarters and brought his wood chuk, I took care of it real good!!! in exchange he showed me how to stuff a duck. Rippin flippin snippin suckin buckin duck chuck!
But lamar gilroy, I know you’re wood chuk is gonna be like a never seen before. i wannit sooo bad.
So if you wanna dance lamar? Hit me up yo! But only if you are really ready fo da lovelace tussle?
Lamar Gilroy, meet your match.
ME DEAR MISS LOVEFACE THUMPER SEXEY!!!!
If you be with me Miss Loveface, to read what it be that you say on blogos feer, you here me reponse which sound like HA HA HA HO HO HO HEE HEE HEE. Me heart do happy happy good time feelings dance. Becasue me know it be hard to meet good dressing people that LOVE ANMALS THAT NO NO BITE ME IN VERY SPESHUL WAYS!!!!! Sum times me think me only one in world who like me and no one under stand me how I be and when I get cheer full and only want to have lovey love buy me but ownly thing here is HATE AND PISS AND SHIT AND FUCKING BAD PLACE PIRITS that no mater how they try, WILL NEVER NO BAD PLACE AGAIN! Will you hold me hand, LOVEFACE???? SO THE BAD PLACE PIRITS DO NOT GET THE CLAWRS ON ME????!!!! Me anmals will give protected ness too. Grandma Gilroy is too sick NOW!!!!!
MAY I CALL YOU LINDA????!!!!
BUT NOT SO FAST NOW LOVEFACE!
You make me feel lots of strange wierd stuff in me LOINES! BUT STILL, YOU SAY ABOUT SOME BING NAMED SCOOT BEEBUS BRING HIS WOOD CHUK FRIEND TO YOU AND SHOWING YOU CHICKEN STUFFING!!!!!
This does bring many sereus QUESTCHUNS TO MY BRAIN, LOVEMACE!!!!!
1) What be yur relation ship with this SCOOT BEEBUS????!!!! IF YOU READ ON BLOGSOFERE, I have been have ing some tring times wiht SCOTT BIBUS or SCOOT BOOBIS or (HOPEFULLY) SCOOT BIBUS!!!! FOUR YOU NOW TO BRING UIP A BING NAMED SCOOT bEEBUS" IS MAKE ME THINK YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING, OVELFACE!!!! HERE BE MY QUESCHUN: IF YOU BE TRUE AND STRATE, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE THREE BINGS: BIBUS, BOOBIS, AND BEEBUS!!!!! Or they 3 bings or 2 bings or 1 bing? I tell LESLIE LIMPERWILL the new develipments and she says YOU MAY BE UNDER A SPELL!
2) ARE YOU UNDER A SPELL???!!!!
3) WHAT BE THE LOVEFACE TUSSEL?????!!!! ME NO LIKE HURTY HURT BAD TIMES, OKAY, LOVEFACE! ME WILL SHOW YOU ME WOOD CHUK (WHO NAME IS SIR MICHEAL FRENCH)BUT ONLY MUST YOU PROMIS TO PET AND RUB NICE TIME HAPPY DANCE. ME ANMAL FRIENDS ARE ME BEST FRIENDS FOUR EVER AND IF YOU COME TO ME BASEMENT MUSAME you will see things that you will NEVER FORGET LOVEFACE!!!! BUT YOU WILL BE ME GUEST AND MUST YOU DO ALL I SAY!!!!!
4) ARE YOU IN COHOOTS WITH BIBUS, BOOBIS, AND BEEBUS ALL IN HOPE OF ME GOING TO THE BAD PLACE????? IS DREW AND SARAH BEAR LOVE CANARY INVOLVED TOO!!!! IS CUPCAKE WITH INSIDE YOU TOO???!!!! TELL ME EVERYINTG YOU KNOW!
5) ME VERY ANGARY AT DOGGIE DOUGHNUT RIGHT NOW. HE HAS BEEN RUDE!!!
6) NO ONE ON THE PLANIT EARTH CAN STUFF A CHICKEN LIKE LAMAR GILROY!!!!!!!!
OK, these be enuff questchuns to get us beginning with our relation ship. I NOW DO GIVE ME PER MISSION to RIGHT ME AT ME HOME EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN BE REEL TRUTH FULL WITH OR LOVE!!!! HERE IS ME ADDRESS IF YOU DO NOT NO IT!!!! (EVERYONE DOES)
feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com
IF YOU FORGET THE LITTER UNGER LINERS YOU WILL NOT BE ME!!!!!
AND YOU TO GET YOU HOT BINGS NICEY NICE HAPPY TIME DREAM SONG...ME RIGHT THIS WHOLE EMAIL NAKID!!!!!!!!
HOT BING GET DOWN! GIMME GIME!
LG
LAMAR GILROY
FEEL THE FIRE OF MY FIRE!
ME DEAR MISS LOVEFACE THUMPER SEXEY!!!!
If you be with me Miss Loveface, to read what it be that you say on blogos feer, you here me reponse which sound like HA HA HA HO HO HO HEE HEE HEE. Me heart do happy happy good time feelings dance. Becasue me know it be hard to meet good dressing people that LOVE ANMALS THAT NO NO BITE ME IN VERY SPESHUL WAYS!!!!! Sum times me think me only one in world who like me and no one under stand me how I be and when I get cheer full and only want to have lovey love buy me but ownly thing here is HATE AND PISS AND SHIT AND FUCKING BAD PLACE PIRITS that no mater how they try, WILL NEVER NO BAD PLACE AGAIN! Will you hold me hand, LOVEFACE???? SO THE BAD PLACE PIRITS DO NOT GET THE CLAWRS ON ME????!!!! Me anmals will give protected ness too. Grandma Gilroy is too sick NOW!!!!!
MAY I CALL YOU LINDA????!!!!
BUT NOT SO FAST NOW LOVEFACE!
You make me feel lots of strange wierd stuff in me LOINES! BUT STILL, YOU SAY ABOUT SOME BING NAMED SCOOT BEEBUS BRING HIS WOOD CHUK FRIEND TO YOU AND SHOWING YOU CHICKEN STUFFING!!!!!
This does bring many sereus QUESTCHUNS TO MY BRAIN, LOVEMACE!!!!!
1) What be yur relation ship with this SCOOT BEEBUS????!!!! IF YOU READ ON BLOGSOFERE, I have been have ing some tring times wiht SCOTT BIBUS or SCOOT BOOBIS or (HOPEFULLY) SCOOT BIBUS!!!! FOUR YOU NOW TO BRING UIP A BING NAMED SCOOT bEEBUS" IS MAKE ME THINK YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING, OVELFACE!!!! HERE BE MY QUESCHUN: IF YOU BE TRUE AND STRATE, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE THREE BINGS: BIBUS, BOOBIS, AND BEEBUS!!!!! Or they 3 bings or 2 bings or 1 bing? I tell LESLIE LIMPERWILL the new develipments and she says YOU MAY BE UNDER A SPELL!
2) ARE YOU UNDER A SPELL???!!!!
3) WHAT BE THE LOVEFACE TUSSEL?????!!!! ME NO LIKE HURTY HURT BAD TIMES, OKAY, LOVEFACE! ME WILL SHOW YOU ME WOOD CHUK (WHO NAME IS SIR MICHEAL FRENCH)BUT ONLY MUST YOU PROMIS TO PET AND RUB NICE TIME HAPPY DANCE. ME ANMAL FRIENDS ARE ME BEST FRIENDS FOUR EVER AND IF YOU COME TO ME BASEMENT MUSAME you will see things that you will NEVER FORGET LOVEFACE!!!! BUT YOU WILL BE ME GUEST AND MUST YOU DO ALL I SAY!!!!!
4) ARE YOU IN COHOOTS WITH BIBUS, BOOBIS, AND BEEBUS ALL IN HOPE OF ME GOING TO THE BAD PLACE????? IS DREW AND SARAH BEAR LOVE CANARY INVOLVED TOO!!!! IS CUPCAKE WITH INSIDE YOU TOO???!!!! TELL ME EVERYINTG YOU KNOW!
5) ME VERY ANGARY AT DOGGIE DOUGHNUT RIGHT NOW. HE HAS BEEN RUDE!!!
6) NO ONE ON THE PLANIT EARTH CAN STUFF A CHICKEN LIKE LAMAR GILROY!!!!!!!!
OK, these be enuff questchuns to get us beginning with our relation ship. I NOW DO GIVE ME PER MISSION to RIGHT ME AT ME HOME EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN BE REEL TRUTH FULL WITH OR LOVE!!!! HERE IS ME ADDRESS IF YOU DO NOT NO IT!!!! (EVERYONE DOES)
feel_the_fire_of_lamar_gilroy@hotmail.com
IF YOU FORGET THE LITTER UNGER LINERS YOU WILL NOT BE ME!!!!!
AND YOU TO GET YOU HOT BINGS NICEY NICE HAPPY TIME DREAM SONG...ME RIGHT THIS WHOLE EMAIL NAKID!!!!!!!!
HOT BING GET DOWN! GIMME GIME!
LG
LAMAR GILROY
FEEL THE FIRE OF MY FIRE!
SARAH BEAR LOVE CANARY!
THEIR CAN BE ONLY ONE MASTER???!!!!
And his name be...
Lamar Gilroy
I’m under your spell lamar, you see… I like your dirty flirty sexy good time talk – it’s makes me hot and sweaty. git down! You seem so real, so down to dirty eearthy. I also had dreams about yo wood chuk and now I know why – he be Frenchie and I heard it that they are like romantics and like steenky good time chhease and drinks shit loadsa wine. I like frenchies. I like woodchooks and I LIKE LAMAR GILROY. Gimme! gimme!
Are you lonely Lamar? Are you lonely for Linda Lovelace? I don’t got many animals, jes a few. I got me a little no bite bite doggy called skippy, like the peanut butter. He sleeps in bed with me and my beaver, Betsy. Lamar, I gots to tell you now yeah, my beaver is bite bite, but in a good time happy song way. I know you will like betsy, I know mister sir Frenchie will like betsy, they will be friends and dance the happy happy boom boom rippin flilppin boink boink dance the night away. Something like the lovelace tussel. i don think you should bring doggie doughnut first time we meet, let’s git comfortable git down first before doggie style dounut dance.
Look here lamar! I love that you a good and colaful dresser, but really I like you neked better, it is friendlier than all the colars in the rainbow– ya feel me?? Except maybe orange, this is a sexy good time colour and the colar of my favourate drawers, my goodluck sexy boink boink drawers. Maybe I will show them to you, if you are nice to me. Will you be nice to me lamar? I know you are a angry angry man, and u got some haters out there in the blogoshere, but fugettabout them, fugettobout beebus and bibus and boobis and babas, they don’t got the fire like we do. I KNOW this to be true. I know you are a luver, I want to feel the fire of your love! I think you have so much love inside you lamar and I want to taste it real badly.
So where is yo wagonship baby? Can you come to me? i will come to you? Maybe you are in Gilroy calyfornia – I was there once – it smelled like French people. So I like it.
C’MON LETS DANCE THROUGH THE FIRE!! AND LET IT BURN BURN BURN
Lindalovelace69@gmail.com
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